Top Twitter People in Charlotte, NC

Ok, here's my list of the top Twitter people/users/tweeple in Charlotte. Or #TopCLTTweeples. Or something. Sorry if I don't think that other list was good enough or whatever, you just gotta do some research. So if I forgot you, sorry, make your own fuckin list. I like lists, we need more. Alphabetically order to avoid bias. But this list is very biased. I made it. Oh, and maybe you didn't make the list because I don't know who the hell you are. Be more interesting. Tweet more. Just be an awesome motherfucker.

http://twitter.com/benmarvin - Oh, and me? I'm Ben Marvin. Alias, a hoe taming motherfucker.

1. http://twitter.com/485Sucks - This is just a personal plug for me, @cltraffic could be better at the traffic thing.
   
2. http://twitter.com/93octane - Add him, he's metal as fuck. And he likes to do those Tweetup things.
   
3. http://twitter.com/adrianadeleo - Although recently slowing activity, she's worth a follow. And she's hot, how could you say no?
   
4. http://twitter.com/amstar - Just look at the avatar. Yeah, that's real as fuck.
   
5. http://twitter.com/andybenton - Apparently he might never tweet again because of me. We'll see.
   
6. http://twitter.com/antibrad - He's got a beard! Quick go through your follow list and see how many have beards. Not enough? See, I knew it.
   
7. http://twitter.com/AshPash - Sometimes I think she's trying to be more vulgar than me.
   
8. http://twitter.com/bigfleet - Wait? He's got more followers than me? I must be doing something wrong.
   
9. http://twitter.com/blairblends - I dunno, he made @cltweather. Isn't that enough. Also, Jake's arm.
   
10. http://twitter.com/budesigns - I make his favorite list often. And I'm cool as fuck. Also, Jake's arm.
    
11. http://twitter.com/capitalfellow - Met him at some tweetups. I guess not all iPhone owners are pricks. Just the ones I haven't met.
    
12. http://twitter.com/Ceedee - I dunno who he is, but people follow him. Must have something to say.
    
13. http://twitter.com/Charlotte_SEO - Made a list of some Twitter people. I couldn't find myself.
    
14. http://twitter.com/ciordia9 - He takes pictures and jumps out of planes, maybe even at the same time, holy fuck.
    
15. http://twitter.com/cltblog - Is the only blog about Charlotte? Possibly.
    
16. http://twitter.com/cltraffic - Realtime traffic reports and user generated traffic tips.
    
17. http://twitter.com/cltweather - Way better than that @wx_charlotte or whatever it is.
    
18. http://twitter.com/dotamy - She's got some funny tweets. I think @93octane works for her.
    
19. http://twitter.com/ijablokov - Dunno who this is or what he does. I don't follow him, but 484 other motherfuckers make up for it.
    
20. http://twitter.com/ironfroggy - Man, he tweets about some technical shit. Probably way smarter than me. Kinda makes me wish I did something with my life...
    
21. http://twitter.com/jakrose - Holy shitballs, his website is like way fancier than mine. But if we made websites out of wood, instead of "designed" (whatever the fuck that means), the tables would be turned my friend.
    
22. http://twitter.com/jchristenbury - His percentage of drunk tweets might rival mine. Just a guess though.
    
23. http://twitter.com/jruckman - He does some shiv with @cltblog or something. I dunno. He's got a fuckton of followers. Join the crowd!
    
24. http://twitter.com/kateymarie - She's a Park-N-Ride girl.
    
25. http://twitter.com/KaylaC - I think she does something with the news. Yeah, yeah she does.
    
26. http://twitter.com/kjannfischer - I think she's a model and a singer or something. She looks like it. She might be cool if she ever came out to karaoke.
    
27. http://twitter.com/kittydoom - She works with gay porn or something. That's cool, right?
    
28. http://twitter.com/LinuxBlog - Holy shit, someone else in Charlotte that loves Linux? And they run a blog? Sweet.
    
29. http://twitter.com/lisahoffmann - She does marketing or something. Not sure. But she's had a funny tweet or two.
    
30. http://twitter.com/Lloylddaniels - I think the only reason he follows me is to get I-77 northbound traffic reports. I could be wrong.
    
31. http://twitter.com/Mattstewart1 - Here, just look at this tweet.
32. http://twitter.com/MCGSTUDIO - Direct Quote: "I have more than 3 tweets. I rock the Casbah". I don't even know what the fuck this Casbah thing is, but it's been rocked.
    
33. http://twitter.com/natters1210 - I have her v-card. Can I say that outloud?
    
34. http://twitter.com/nudoru - One of 2 people to send me a DM about this list. He's a corporate designer and a Flash geek. What have you done with your life?
    
35. http://twitter.com/PGHolyfield - Who is this guy? Fuck if I know, but he's got a fuckload of followers, that's gotta count for something I guess.
    
36. http://twitter.com/pixelnated - Oh yeah, I'm on his favorite's list. This guy must have an awesome sense of humor.
    
37. http://twitter.com/PoopIsComingOut - Infrequent updates, but it's worth it every time.
    
38. http://twitter.com/pussyhunter - Same as above. (I should probably mention this is one of my other accounts.)
    
39. http://twitter.com/rikcat - He's an artist. I looked at his website. That's some creepy shit. I wouldn't want that shit chasing me down a dark alley. Thank God it's just artwork.
    
40. http://twitter.com/rosebeezy - I'm not quite sure what she does, but sometimes she blows up my phone with tweets.
41. http://twitter.com/samazon - "We've made some real tight connections lately..." True story.
    
42. http://twitter.com/sbazemore - The only person to reply to my "Getting my dick wet" tweet. That's gotta count for something. (not gay)
    
43. http://twitter.com/ScottHepburn - He knows like shit about like motherfucking marketing. And if my memory serves me, he's got a really old Blackberry.
    
44. http://twitter.com/shrop - He does some technical stuff, like with computers and shit. He likes to Tweet links. I would be disappointed if I ever met him and that hair was not real.
    
45. http://twitter.com/shuntera
    
46. http://twitter.com/SupaMagg - She's got a big fuckoff water jug and she forces me to recycle.
    
47. http://twitter.com/theobserver - Jeez, do people still read newspapers? Also, JAKE'S ARM.
48. http://twitter.com/tmroggen - Looks like she's getting the hang of this Twitter thing. I mean, she did just start following that @benmarvin guy.
    
49. http://twitter.com/underoak - She works for the Observer or something.
    
50. http://twitter.com/UpsideUp - She runs a website or something. (Doesn't everybody?) Also, one time she shot up her neighbors house. Probably a gangsta.
    
51. http://twitter.com/vinnie - He works from home I think. Probably never has to wear pants. I envy this dude.
    
52. http://twitter.com/wcnc - Do people still get their news from the television? Maybe that's why the TV station is on the interwebs.
    
53. http://twitter.com/wuori - He shares a birthday with @natters1210. Also, he's got a hot sister that probably wants me.
    
54. http://twitter.com/xCaitlinx - Most active tweeter about giraffes and cupcakes.
    
55. http://twitter.com/Yagermeister333 - How many people do you know that own a space dong? None, unless you follow him.
    

And this guy made the other list? 10 follows, 10 updates? The last update a month old? Gimme a break. http://twitter.com/immi505

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