Monday, October 31, 2005

Pack Your Lunch And Kiss Your Mom At The Bus Stop, I'm Taking Your Ass To School

College diplomas don't mean shit. Any monkey can get one. It doesn't mean you can perform your job better. It definitely does not mean you are smarter. All it means is you have been fully immersed in the liberal garbage juicer of academia. And that garbage juicer does not dispense root beer or kerosene.

9 comments:

Natalie said...

I know all about this shit, man! I'm tired of going to school year after year to do what I already know how to do. I have to pay over $100,000 to buy a piece of paper that says I'm intelligent enough to do my job. Fuck school! I'm dropping out!

. said...

Actually it prove to an employer that you are goal oriented and you are willing to put aside immediate goals and work toards the large prize. It means you make the extra money because you put in the extra work. It doesn't make you smarter it just means you should be, especially in your major.

Ben Marvin said...

I'm goal-oriented. When I'm jerking off, my goal is to cum, and I always do.

And I'll take on any college graduate.

. said...

And you'll still make less money than a grad and you'll have hairy palms because you can't afford a hooker.

. said...

Don't be a nigger and just go to college you might just learn something.

Ben Marvin said...

Learn what? Like how to date-rape? How to drink like a fish? Learn how this country is a democracy, cause it's not supposed to be...

Oh, maybe I'll learn...no wait, I already learned that on my own. Before high-school. Yeah, I can spell. I can speak the English language. I'm already ahead of two thirds of the population. College don't teach me shit. College would be a burden on my time, and my money. Fuck scholarships, I'll pay on my own for what I use, I'm not a fucking socialist.

. said...

Get past the core classes dip shit and pick a subject you want to be an accredited know it all. Jesus Christ man. It's called a major nut sack!

Sydney said...

umm... not having a degree locks you out of a lot of jobs down the line. Period. If that's ok with you, great. Keep jerking off.

Or you know, go to college and get one like the rest of us and still jerk off, they're not mutually exclusive activities.

doesn't matter though. you're still young. you'll figure it out. oh, and you can go to school and still keep your fascist ideologies. THAT'S not mutually exclusive either. You can EVEN graduate and still be a complete moron asswipe. look at GWB.

You're still my favorite jailbait cutie winger though.

Ben Marvin said...

Being a white male locks me out of more jobs than not being a college grad.