Ooh, oh no, my fucking penis is going to shrivel up and crackle into a Twix bar if I don't click on that email. Just one more time, and I might wear out the forward button. I fucking hate chain mails, forwards, reposts, "A friend sent you this link" from gay ass fucking websites and fucking gay ass fucking dumb-as-shit emails that I've seen one too many times. Fuck that with a spork. I'd rather stab my own eyeballs out than read that dumb shit one more time. Be fucking original for once. What are you? A fucking pussy or something? Grow some gonads! This isn't high-school, and you don't have to impress me to get in my pants. I think a good 40% of the internet is one big fucking repost that everyone has read at least once, and that 40% needs to be deleted. I need that bandwidth. I need to download porn. And steal music, and movies. And other cool shit that pwn3z your fucking sorry ass forwarded emails. Tell me, would you rather jerk off in the same cup the rest of your life, or do you wanna go out and get your dick wet? Yeah, that's what I thought, jizz monkey.
1 comment:
Like all things spanish, this is dangerous.
Post a Comment