Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Team Vagina

I'm gonna fill your ass bucket
Pull down your pants and fuck it
grab your holes like a six pack
slappin on the ass like a flap jack
Knock, knock?
are you gonna let me in?
Put on a mask and fuck you like a piston
can't afford condoms, I'll fuck you on the rag
with a some green rubberbands and a zip-loc bag
Fiesty penis, it want to get out now
Down with the zipper and into your meow-meow
Like pesto sauce, I'll mix up your mud
stir in my batter like a Tennessee stud
I wanna feel your vag, wanna scream and shout
My balls are like two grenades with the pins already out
What's going on, can I buy you some lunch?
Dou you wanna suck on my tutty fruity bunch?
If you're willing then I'm able
Grab my dick under the table
Move your skirt on up your thighs
If you want some Big Mac, I got it supersized, with fries
Can I put my secret sauce on your taco platter?
Pour it right out, make your milkshake splatter
I blast faces like a firehose
Don't like it in the eyes, so I shoot it in your nose
Nose picker, pussy licker, bitch sticker
Plug into your socket and make my lightbulbs flicker
Hip shakin, I like baby makin
If your orgasm fakin, then call me Ronald Reagan
Cause I'll be wearing my suit and tie
Fishing around in your pussy looking for WiFi
Can I get a connection
A place to put my erection
Put your head in the pillow and I'll get better reception.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's all about the hand grenades!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I like how your one ball makes up "grenadeS" (plural). Fix that typo.

Ben Marvin said...

what can I say, my balls are powerful. one = 2 grenades. typos fixed.