Wednesday, January 05, 2005

An Experiment (Try this at home!)

Here's something fun for the kids. Check out dictionary.com to follow the experiments outlined here.


  • Enter 'whore' into the thesaurus. There are 12 entries. Down at the very bottom, we find the synonym: 'slut.'

  • 'Slut' has 6 entries in the thesaurus, let's take a look at the first one: Under the synonyms, we find the term 'libertine' along with a host of other choice words.

  • So we put 'libertine' into the dictionary.

  • Keeping with the noun definition, we come to the term 'freethinker.'

  • Plug in 'freethinker' to the thesaurus slot and out pops the 6th synonym of the 2nd entry.... 'liberal.'

  • With 'liberal' in the thesaurus, we jump to the second page.

  • First stop, the synonyms of the second entry on page 2 (sympathetic person)...Note 'bleeding heart liberal' and 'sentimental fool'.

  • Moving on, next stop we come to is the fourth entry on the same page (broad-minded) synonyms: 'Catholic' (don't liberals hate God?), now, note the last entry: 'wide'... they picked a deadringer for Michael Moore.

  • Move down the the 4th entry on the 3rd page (complacent). This one's funny on it's own, I don't even need to comment.

  • Somewhere further down the line, we come to the entry 'sectarian'. Remember these are entries for 'liberal.' Synonyms for this word include... you guessed it, 'bigot'.... Hmmm, only a liberal could contradict themselves even in the thesaurus.

  • Back to my original point. Although 'Democrat' (and 'Republican') do not seem to have entries at thesaurus.com, we all know the synonyms. BTW, 'liberal' has multiple entries referencing the 'left-wing' or the political parties on the left.


The connection is official. Liberal Democrats are all whores.

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