Lightning Bugs

There's quite a few lightning bugs out tonight and it got me thinking. I'm pretty sure they light up to attract mates. Regardless if that's correct or not, wouldn't it be so much easier if humans did that?
"Hey baby, I like the way your ass glows, wanna go back to my place?"
Or
"Damn, that bitch is sexy, but she hasn't lit up her booty all night, she must be taken."

Sadly, humans like to play games, and lie and do all that other stuff that's fun at first, but unattractive in the end. So moral of the story is, if you're not looking to get laid, don't make your ass glow.
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