Dear Bono,Here's a dildo that might satisfy your gaping asshole, you fucking AIDS day faggot. They even put a condom on it for you so you wouldn't spread your AIDS any more. So ram this up your poop chute next time you feel like singing duets with Alicia "Makin-love-to-Yoohoo" Keys. And hopefully you'll end up sitting at home ramming it into your colon with The Edge videotaping instead of speaking to anyone, anusface.
Why do people take you seriously? Are they that stupid? Are people that empty in their lives that they need some horse-toothed jackass telling them where to spend their money, and what to care about, and what not to care about? What the fuck is wrong with this picture?
Dearest Bono, I beg you, please retire. Retire to your billion dollar home, where you house no starving children. Don't bother giving up your fortune for the Hivkids. We know you don't care. We know you have dirty Sanchez sex with Michael Moore. I have more respect for the humanitarian gestures from Angelina Jolie tits than I would ever have for you, even if you donated your testicles to an incinerator (which isn't a bad idea, in case you were thinking about it). Bono, you....haha, you just make me laugh, and make my blood boil at the same time. You make me wish I was a vegetable like Christopher Reeve. You make me wish I had my head stuck up my own ass so I couldn't hear you.
So in closing, don't forget...Giant dildo in your ass, and shut the fuck up. Got it, Bono? Good.
Kisses,
Ben
7 comments:
I think you really wanna fuck Bono. I mean, its probably repressed. A subliminal kinda deal.
Ok, I'll admit it. I wanna fuck Bono. Maybe with a jagged baseball bat, or a pack of wolves.
I'd fuck him South Korea style with razor blades lining my cunt.
I'd like to fuck him IRA style with a bomb on my dick. GoD Dam you girls are hot. Shit. I only have skanks posting on my blog.
Marvin! Eyed like to see less of you.
Bono won't die. Because we hate him so much he"ll just linger on like the fucking rolling stones. So may people think that there too old and so lacking any talent that they might have had earlier in their carreers that the most clueless fan will root even harder for them to die of old age on stage. Which would be great if it happened tomaorrow and in the panic a tower of speakers fell on Bono and crushed every bone in his body killing him painfully and slowly.
Oh Andy, how I love you.You too Carrie, Ben, and Natalie. Unfortunately you guys I hate to inform you, that even if Bono died. He's most likely come back as something 10x more heinous and beastly.
lol @ sydney's comment.
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