This is so gonna be my new phone. Nextel owes me an upgrade for this year, and this is the phone that comes the closest to what I want. Sure, I might not be as important as Donad Trump or Steve Jobs, but I prefer to take full advantage of technology. Call me a dork, but I like to have the coolest toys. Once I have a contacts list, then I can have contacts. Then my contacts will do lunch with my people, and I will own the world. Soon enough, my friends.I think I'm going to start hanging out at the airport and swanky hotels just so I can yell into my phone about "those bastards at Microsoft" and telling folks "My lawyer will be giving you a call".
My phone will kick your phone's ass.
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Funny story really... I was just about to type that last T, when Arnold Swarzenegger popped out of nowhere, and said "That T looks awefully close to the title of my hit movie T2. I think you better cease and desist before I have my lawyer call you." I wasn't happy with this but you know that lawyers give me the shits, so I held off on that T for the time being. But being the bastard that I am, I stole his line about the lawyers calling.
I had to get a restraining order on Arnold Schwarzenegger. He kept calling me at 3 in the morning asking if I wanted him to "pump me up". So maybe he's just a little high-strung from a lack of "activity". We've all been there, have some compassion.
I will gladly accept the defeat of my phone to yours. I just ask that I get to fiddle with it.
Jojo's phone is cooler and cost more. And he got it for free. It's still a cool phone though.
Jojo's phone doesn't have GPS. OWNED!
U don't have a camera or a stylus on yo shizzle.
PW3d!!!
Fuck a stylus, my scrollwhell has all the style I need!
scrollwhell
Well that is fancy. coonberry must have reinvented the w h e e l
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