Yes, I have 3 alarm clocks now. Plus my phone. Plus my stereo. Plus my sister is going to start calling me in the morning. I'm not going to be late to work. Ever. Cause I like my job.I still desire my math problem alarm clock. You have to solve a math problem for the snooze button to work. The math problems get harder the more times you hit the snooze button. Then finally, after so many times, it shocks your hands as you're solving the problem. Then it stabs you, gently, but like it means it.
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I have 3 alarms too. I finally got rid of the fourth because I couldn't deal with all the noise in the morning. Hopefully I'll get a sleep tracker for X-mas. Check out www.sleeptracker.com. (and I don't even have to be at work until 11 a.m.!)
I bet you would wake up if I kicked you in the balls every morning.
Hey, if you find that math equations alarm clock, let me know! I think I could use that one too. I have one alarm, but my mother calls me every morning at 7 to make sure I'm up. (Maybe I shouldn't have said that.)
Andy, I would wake up to a kick in the balls, but after a while, I might not go to sleep at all!
Nats, the math alarm clock exists only in my head (and in the head of some poster on HalfBakery). Along with the trivia alarm clock, and the stabby alarm clock, it does not exist in real life. However the furry robot alarm clock does exist, called Clocky (it jumps of the nightstand and hides from you when you hit snooze).
I did find the Sonic Boom and BedShaker alarm clocks.
You think your mom would call me if I gave her my schedule for the week? Is she up at 5am?
I don't think she is up at 5 am. In fact, I don't know anyone that is. I'll ask her though, because she would do it if she was up that early.
Hell I'll do it even, set my alarm early and call you. Just added back up. Tell me when though.
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