Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I'm A Carpet Muncher, Laugh At Me

Ellen Degeneres: You're not fucking funny. To people that thing she's funny, you're fucking idiots and you deserve to be shot. She could fart in a bathtub and you people would just eat that shit up, wouldn't ya? Yeah, that's what I thought, you fucking hiv-bunnies. Go fuck a spoon, and shut the fuck up. Blah, blah, blah.

7 comments:

Ben Marvin said...

She's on Letterman, and they're just fucking yuckin it up over there.

Natalie said...

Someone needs to tell Ellen to suck a cock.

Ben Marvin said...

Speak for yourself, veggie.

Sydney said...

apparently Portia de Rossi thinks she's pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

people don't think shes funny... they just laugh at her cause shes a complete dyke

Anonymous said...

I laugh at her because she's a complete dyke. When I watch her show (yes I watch her show) I picture her head as that dumb fish off finding nemo, and it makes me smile. After being that stupid fish, she's got some balls for making her own show...or she wishes she had balls. Carrie and I would definitely dissaprove of her suit with converses. *shudders*

Ben Marvin said...

Haha, you should get a cutout of the fish and hold it in front of your TV where her head is. Keep it over her face at all times. Then videotape it with a camcorder, then I'll watch the show. But only if you're naked while you do this.