Monday, November 14, 2005
Hey Bono! I Found A Cure For AIDS!
Yes, that's right your U2-ness, I found a cure for the Hiv. Ready for this? STOP FUCKING SKANKY WHORES! Sounds too simple. But it'll save billions. Just wait till all the Hiv-people die. And stop singing songs about it. You can't just throw money at a problem and make it go away. It's time for a real solution. If that sounds cruel just to let all of them die, I'm not sorry, but that's the way it has to be. Just stop all the fucking! If folks like Bono don't shut up about throwing money at Africa and other Hiv factions, I'm going to personally inject all their babies with AIDS so they really have a cause to worry about. Fuck you, Bono.
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Those clear sunglasses would have deflected the blow. They're super-pop-star-with-a-mission style sunglasses. Powerful stuff.
i was at the bellagio in vegas walking through "cafe bellagio"(cheeseburger=15.00) caught a bit of some rich idiots conversation...
"if a vampire catches aids"
and that was all.
So when Ebola broke out in Africa, everyone that had it was quarantined until they died. When AIDS broke out, they should have done the same fucking thing. Every one with AIDS should be locked up in Magic Johnson's mansion until they all die. Then we can still fuck skanky whores!
Nat, you only say that cause you still wanna get laid.
Precisely!
Damn hippies and their sex-having...
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