I got a letter today letting me know I have to show up for jury duty on November 17th. Fucking 8:30am. And it's Fort Mill court at that. How fucking lame. I know they won't pick me. I don't know why I'm wasting my time. But hey, it's a day off work with pay, since Home Depot picks up the tab on whatever the court doesn't pay me. I honestly don't expect more than $1.50 from the court.
I can't wait to see what kind of dumb-ass didn't want to pay his parking ticket and requested a jury trial... Fuck, I'd like to smack him upside his monkey head.
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Jury duty sucks. I had to do it a few years ago and it was all day in a large room with 59 other strangers watching shitty PG films on a big screen with no outside phone calls and no sleeping aloud.
I hated jury duty and you will to.
I'll tell them I have a strong urge to stab most black people with a screwdriver. Let's hope the judge isn't black. I don't want to be held in contempt of court.
WTF is tenga?
Tenga is Jenga for folks with a speech impedament.
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