Ever have the hot farts at work? The small, but very deadly ones that burn a little on the way out... And if you tried to push them all out, you're shart yourself, so you have to let them seep slowly all day long... And because they're so potent, they sort of hang in the air, and cling to you and other people. They follow you around. After a while the air feels like you're trying to breathe through a bowl of beef and potato stew. And what about when you're not the one despensing these nuggets of joy? What if it's your boss? What if you're trapped in the office with them? It's like a death bomb in cramped spaces. Even worse when it's hot out because they seem to boil down to the very explosive aroma that could kill a city of Asians.
What if you could see gas?.... What if you were talking to some sexy babe, and a green gas started to seep over here shoulder? What if you where at wal-mart, and you saw the cashier cropdust the cash register into a noxious blue cloud before you got there?
4 comments:
You know, sometimes you think of the weirdest things. But I guess that is what make you who you are.
I have those days often... that's what happens with a high-protein diet. Good thing I have my own cube at work.
As for seeing gas... that would have to be one of my top 5 desired superhero powers. After invisibility and shapeshifting, of course.
Not yet... Not Yet...
What no hot fart eggs picture?
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