Wednesday, October 19, 2005
If Third Eye Blind Can Graduate, So Can You
Seriously folks, are you still stuck in high school? How many people do you know at work, or college that still act like they're in high school? I'm willing to bet more than a dumptruck load. Probably a lot more. And at times, I've been one of those idiots. At least I make a conscious effort to grow the fuck up, how about you? Secrets, and who's-dating-who, and I-hate-that-bitch, and other 'privileged' information...This is fucking bullshit. Grow the fuck up, own up to your mistakes and learn to deal with conflict. It's fucking life. If you want to be a liberal pantywaste, and sit down to have multi-lateral talks, and conflict resolution consultants, then you may as well shoot yourself now. If you're ever going to stand a chance of surviving and making something useful of yourself, then learn to deal with things. Right the fuck now. Remember back in the day...Hanging out with friends...And you used to... STOP IT! Right the fuck now. Fashion is not how you judge someone's social strengths. Fingering Mary Jane Rottencrotch in the back of your Jeep will not get you a promotion, it shouldn't be your life's goal. The amount of pussy you pull is in no way proportional to how successful you are. Don't be a douche. Grow up as soon as you can, lest I decide to throw you in a meat grinder and feed you to my goldfish.
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You're right. How suscessful you are is directly proprotioal to how much pussy you pull. No moola=no pussy
Ha, not true. I was pulling in more pussy when I didn't have a job.
Unfortunately, there's a growing number of folks that view the aforementioned outfit as quite the social uniform. Wear it or die. I would venture to say, there's a difference between judging someone by how they dress, versus why they are dressing that way in the first place. Your example would show the latter. Thanks for playing "Stone Cold Logic, The Board Game". Try again.
I'd call it a case of the asshat dressed like an asshat for the asshats convention, instead of the asshat just dressed for the asshatness of it.
The Edge!
I hate to be reminded of the setting I throw myself into every day. But it's so darnded true...
What's wrong with flip flops!?
You can call those dog faced bitch you banged at JoJo/Matt's place a pussy. More like a sympathetic dog with a big hole.
If your rich it doesn't matter how ugly you are, women (with a few exceptions) are whores for a rich hubby. If you where a millionare and dressed like one the you see what happens at a bar. If a bar bitch see what she thinks is a rich dood she will think everything you say is brillant, funny, insiteful, honest. Plus, you'll be the coolest guy in the bar.
Oh, and just to make myself clear. You need to go to rich bars. not some dump on the state line.
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