Thursday, September 01, 2005

You Fucking Idiots.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PRICE GOUGING!!!

Price gouging is impossible. I suggest you all read up on some basic laws of economics. Demand goes up (people freaking out over gas, like the folks in the picture), and supply happens to go down a little, then the price will go up. Plain and simple. As, Jason Lewis said today, "What's the price of a bottle of water in the Sahara?" It's whatever someone is willing to pay. Now, if people would be a little less greedy, perhaps the price spikes wouldn't be that high. Meanwhile, theses fools are filling up their Escalades and boats, and trucks like it's the fucking end of the world. I HOPE YOU GREEDY FOOLS CATCH ON FIRE FROM ALL THE GAS YOU HOARD.

Now, why the fuck are people complaining to the government about gas prices? They're blaming George Bush. It's not his fault, it's not his responsibility. The people that complain, should be shot in the foot. But do you want to know what George Bush is doing for you? Ready for the surprise, you whiny fucking loser.....
He's asking you to buy less gas! Surprise, surprise, Mr smarty pants, it's your own fucking fault, again. But there is one thing the government could do: The EPA could permanently suspend regulations on different blends of gas for different areas. See, every city, county, town, whatever has their own required 'blend' of gas based on the EPA's regulation about their smog problem. All these different blends cost more to produce and to ship to different places. Some are particularly expensive to produce and transport. If we all used the same gas, the price would be considerably less.

I hope gas prices climb higher. Do you know what they pay in Europe? Shut the fuck up then. Move to Kuwait if you want cheap gas.

Looters should be shot in the head. However, since most of them are black, and stupid, it would be [whiny voice] "Raa-cist" to shoot them. Am I racist for calling them stupid? No, they are obviously stupid for being in the disaster area instead of evacuating. People are fucking dumb. They don't listen. They have no common sense. And they are animals.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for posting this. People were coming into my work saying "the news says we need to try and conserve gas." Then they turn around and run to the fucking gas station to fill up. No shit we're going to run out of gas if everyone in Charlotte fills up on the same day. Use some common sense people, the more you deplete the supply, the less will be available and the more expensive it will be.

Ben Marvin said...

Better yet, if you must be an asshat and hoard gas, then don't complain about pricing or tell everyone else to conserve.

And this price gouging nonsense.... I guess we're all communists then...what happened to a free market. Charge what people are willing to pay.... Fuck.

Ben Marvin said...

http://tinyurl.com/1ii

I don't want to hear a single person whining about how poop people couldn't evacuate. If you really want to get out, you can get out. Instead of dying, looting, shooting cops in the head, etc....

Anonymous said...

Seriously, it's embarrassing to see those idiots lined up. I didn't buy into that shit, and *gasp* what do you know. Prices came down, we're not in a catastrophic disaster.

Ben Marvin said...

Thanks for being such doll, Mandy. You saved us all from the pandemonium.

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The world is out of gas!!!!! What do we doooooooo! I must kill every one so I can have gas. It's all there faults. I WILL kill them all so Andy can have gas. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!