Friday, September 30, 2005

WWSD? Beat your fucking ass, that's what.

So I'm walking out to the parking lot after work and I'm looking at all the cars like I do. And I see a 4Runner or some dumbshit Jap-SUV with a sticker on it that says: "What would Scooby-Do?".

I could've just shit myself.

That's so fucking clever. Omg, why didn't I think of that. That's the fucking funniest thing I've heard all fucking day. Thanks, guy-driving-that-car. You made my fucking day. To think, that sticker impacted you so much when you saw it, you said to yourself, "Hey, that sticker impacts me so much, I'm going to make it the only sticker on my car." Fucking right, you did.

Who the fuck comes up with this shit? More importantly, at the root of the issue, who buys this shit? Seriously, I should've sat outside and beat this person's head with a shopping cart. You know, the bit of petroleum that went into making that sticker would've been better spent making gas to go into my car so I can cruise for hookers on Wilkinson Blvd.

Fucking assclowns.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

wellll the people who make those stickers are ones who know they can make some money off of it, b/c they know that there are some really dumb assholes who think that shit is funny. its easy money...where for the dude that has that sticker, prolly never gets any ass and gets made fun of a lot.. just like youre doing now :)

. said...

Scooby can't do shit because he's a fucking cartoon!!!!

Anonymous said...

What would scooby do? What an idiot. I wish you could've seen who owned that sticker. Probably some dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

Scooby would get high with Shaggy and get the munchies.

What a stupid sticker.

Ass-clown, in-deed.

Sydney said...

Ohhh I thought it was gonna be what would Sydney do.