If Evo is short for Evolution, why is it pronounced "eeevoh" and not "evo"? Let's not forget the evolution is the evolution of the Lancer, and the Lancer is a big long stick that knights used to pummell each other with while riding ponies. But Charles Darwin didn't live in the middle ages, or drive a Lancer, but he always though a monkey was just as smart as a human. That's why any monkey can pummell another knight if he's got traction control. Hell, my ninja can fuck up your Lancer and he didn't even need a turbo.