Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Andy's Turboless Ass Got Pw3nd

I told Andy that my turbo was sexy
he got really offended cause he ain't got a turbo
I said if you wanted a turbo go out and buy one
Then he started to cry
He started to cry like a little bitch
He made some emo faces and ran away
I told Andy he was a bitch
He went out to Media Play and got an emo CD
He bought Modest Mouse and Dashboard Confessional
Listened to them in his Civic SI
While he cries in the backseat
masturbates with car magazines
filled with pictures of turbos
Then he shot himself in the face
Not with a pistol, but a fuel injector from a 1.8T

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have never been so turned on. If Andy listened to Dashboard and cried I might not of broken up with him. *laughs* I'm just kidding.
Dashboard is going to be in Atlanta in October! Yay!!