First he complains to me for 10 minutes how it's cold, and I need to call the gas company and get it turned on. Then he has the oven turned on and the door open trying to warm up by standing in front of it. Then while I'm out smoking a cigarette, he comes outside, takes off his shirt and starts grunting and saying he gonna go swim with the polar bear club.
Weird. It's a little cold though. The toilet seat was a bit chilly during my morning poo.
2 comments:
Yeah, that sounds pretty weird.
What happened to your post about Billy Ocean???
nothing will make your butthole slam shut like a cold seat.
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