Movie Ideas

A man falls off a ladder and lands on kate moss. Her bones promptly break in half and the splintered pieces impale his throat resulting in the bloody overspray onto a passing group of mothers pushing strollers.

Some lady can't parallel park, so I shove my Blackberry down her throat so it gets stuck. Then I cut a hole so I can see the screen, and send her husband and kids and email telling them what I did, while the device remains lodged.

Hot oil funneled into someone's peehole. Then drained out through a hole cut into their taint with an icepick.

A biker walks into gay bar accidentally. Tells the joke about "how do you fit four gay dudes on a barstool". Then he actually does it.

This old fat bitch is running from a potential rapist. Then one of her ultra saggy titties falls out and she steps on it while running, ripping it off. The rapist then picks it up and sucks on it while he continues to chase her. Eventually catches her in an old parking garage and fucks where her titty used to be. She wakes up in a Pakastan hospital with a vagina for a titty and her real vag sewn shut.

A young 18 year old college girl is trying to join a sorority. The girls don't like her so they give her a mega wedgie with underwears made of sheet metal. This rips her all the way up to her neck. Then they rape her with a wiffle ball bat. The name of the house is Alpha Kappa Pony.

A woman beats her boyfriend with their baby till they're both bloody and writhing.

This guy gives roofies to a lesbian couple at the club. Instead of raping them, he sticks razorblades up their pussies. When they awaken, the have sex and slice both their tongues off.

Eyeball-popping head squishing. With a log-splitter.

Scalping. There's not enough scalping in movies.