I know what I don't like. I greatly dislike it when people talk while smoking. And they talk way more than they smoke. Using gestures with their cigarette-holding hand. And taking tiny puffs just to try and make the end of the cigarette last longer. Light another cigarette, you cheap fuck. Stop talking so much. If what you had to say was so important, I'd ask you, fucker. I don't care, you're just drunk and think I care about you. It took you 15 fucking minutes to smoke a cigarette, I had 3 in that time. What is wrong with you?

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