Some Quick Reviews Of Popular New CDs

• Killers - Sam's Town: A couple good songs, not as good as the first one.
• Scissor Sisters - Ta Dah: Not as good as the first one.
• Paris Hilton - Paris: Rocks my socks off.
• Kevin Federline - Playing With Fire: Um...about as good as Paris, but more ironic. And it's really starting to grow on me.
  
• My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade: Are you fucking kidding me? Let's you hurt inside even if you're not emo.
• Deftones - Saturday Night Wrist: I thought about downloading it. Decided it wasn't worth the bandwidth.