Friday, September 22, 2006

Don't count on me

Don't expect me to go to lunch the same time every day.
Don't expect me to always order a large coffee.
If you want to meet me, let me know.
Let me know if you're bringing lunch, next time I won't eat beforehand.
Don't assume I'll drive.
Don't think because I don't show it, I don't care.
Don't think I'm an asshole because I'm not a sweetheart all the time.

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld

3 comments:

Natalie said...

But you are a sweetheart because you're an asshole all the time. :)

Aimee said...

Variety is the spice of life. So people shouldnt get their undies twisted, if they do...well, fuck em.

Anonymous said...

You're a man Ben. Whomever should know this.