Really, I think I might be fat. I realized this when I was reholstering my Blackberry and I pinched my gut between my holster and my phone. Fucking ouch motherfucker. It's almost as bad as the zipper/pube incident, but that's another story. I'm gonna go do some crunches now.
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Friday, May 12, 2006
I think I need to lose weight.
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6 comments:
I like my man with a little meat on his bones. You're not fat, you're fluffy.
ahhahaha...that sucks...i've never had that happen, then again i'm a stick...
You're both fucking sticks. Fuck thou.
Uh oh! Ben is fat! You've been pushing it for a while, hon.
Fuck standing up. I hear that's a great workout.
If you were rich it would not matter. Make more money or exercise more.
Dems da rules.
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