Da Vinci Code STFU

Am I the only person in the world that's not all the fuck up Da Vinci's ass and licking Dan Brown's pee pee hole??? I think it's about time we shut up about the whole matter. Stop buying the book. Don't see the movie. Stop making stupid spin-off documentaries about it, and some not even about it, just using Da Vinci Code in the title. Seriously, are we all that fucking lame we can't think of anything more entertaining than a lame ass fiction book that came out like 4 fucking years ago? C'mon. Quit being so fucking lame. Go see MI3 instead.