Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Things I think about when I'm smiling at you.

What have you done recently that made the world a better place? Are you really worth the oxygen you're taking? Chances are you haven't been doing anything useful with your life. Consume and use, but never accomplish anything.

People think they are productive members of society, but in reality, they are just the leeches that apply nothing to the existence of mankind. They suck on the teat of goodwill, and rarely compelled to thank anyone. The MTV generation is the worst group of offenders. I believe, that if a person can stand to watch MTV for over 1 hour, and not have the urge to vomit, then there is something wrong with them. I can't watch it for 5 minutes without wanting to stab someone in the face.

I think Rob Thomas should be exiled to Alaska and be forced to watch his videos and listen to his music. He will live in a small 4'x4' box, and suffer the worst misery ever. Then he will die from it, because he will realize he is so hideous, and a dumbfuck. And his dog got banged in the bum.

I need more friends. Not really friends, but associates, people I can call up at different times for different reasons, and always be satisfied with what I receive from them. There's 600 slots in my Motorola phone book for a reason.

I hate Mexicans. They're just in my way. They hinder my day. Don't ask me for shit unless you're going to ask me in English. Don't expect me to understand what the fuck you're saying if you're not speaking clearly, and in a language I can understand. Perhaps they've been out in the sun too long and just don't get it. They drank the water in Mexico and now the brain damage is permanent. Go home, make some changes to your corrupt, piece-of-shit country and maybe you won't have to be ruining my country. Driving aweful, ugly cars, trying to bang my white women, annoying me at work, and taking my hard-earned tax dollars away from me, via the power-grubbing liberal goons in DC. Stupid vatos.

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