I Can And I Can't

I can't date a married chick.
I can't make out with 2 girls at once.
I am not Michael Schumacher.
I'm not growing any younger.
I will not work myself to death.
I am not what I own.
I don't like loud groups of people.

I am the love of my life.
My car is almost as cool as me.
I have the personality of my Saab.
The only thing I hate is stupidity.
I need a vacation from life.
If only I were younger...
If only I were younger...

I will tell people what they need to know.
I am the bane of your existence.
If only you knew then what you know now.
It's only a surface wound.
I can't go faster than light.
Don't look back if you're going forward.
You just might crash your Celica.
What's wrong with some fun in your life?