I was late to work this morning. Stupid power went out during the night and my alarm didn't go off. That's ok, I felt like poop. Went home early too. I'm sick, but not so sick I need to stay in bed all the time, just crappy. Jana told me I look 'like poop'. I said 'thanks, cause I feel slightly worse than poop.'

After a nap I felt better, but still like I wanted to vomit phlegm all over Ted Kennedy.