Ever wonder how alcoholic homocidal maniacs are born?

I had a long day at work today. You know, it seems that the biggest idiots in the work shop there. It's true, and I'm sure it's been said a thousand times. Quite the common gripe in my circles. Anywho, why do people think that as soon as they walk in a store, the people that work there are supposed to wait on them hand and foot, even if they don't buy anything????!!! WTF? That doesn't make any sense. I don't do math for you. My service desk is not your personal free phone booth. I don't run errands for you. I don't come to your house to install light fixtures. And no, I shouldn't even have to crack jokes with you. Damn. It's unbelievable how these people and find the brain power to remember how to breathe. No wonder I always feel like I need a beer. Perhaps I should have a few before work and on my lunch break. Then I can be beligerent to these fools. You know, if every store treated their customers with respect, but didn't do anything outlandish, this world would be a better place. But some toolbox had to go above and beyond for no reason other than he was a selfish fuck. Now every store has customers that treat the employees like assholes. Can you see what's wrong with this picture. Everyone in America that ever buys anything is being conditioned to believe that the world is OWED to them. Not that they can achieve what they desire through hard work and good decisions. Heck no, they can break something, bitch enough, and yes, mommy will get you a new ice cream cone.... WTF? What's wrong with this picture. Sure you're dumb enough to drop the shit in the parking lot. You forgot to take it off the top of your SUV when you drove off, but shit no, don't take responsibility, make the Home Depot pay for it. Fuck off. You people are dumbasses. I'm sick of your mistakes and selfishness effecting my bottom line. Bloody cunts.

I hate making phone calls. People don't want to buy shit when you call them. If you work up a quote for an install, call them to tell them the price, 99 times out of 100 they think it's too high. Shit, don't even let me break it down for you. Don't even ask why. Just go to the immediate asking for a discount. This isn't the fucking village market in Shanghai, this is the fucking Home Depot, don't try to haggle with me. Go the fuck back to the flea market is Mexico. Go back to India and pitch your hard bargain. That's the price, deal with it. Jeez, why are people so stupid. Oh, that's right, we conditioned them to believe we owe them the world. Bloody cunts.