We're Putting The Band Back Together

You know, I think it's time I start pushing the Lonely And Horny vibe again. I enjoy people's reactions more than a dildo in my ass. It's very satisfying to knw people appreciate or utterly despise something you've created. That's how you know when you've made it to the big time. Apathy and indifference just prove no one cares. When there's a big bowl of emotion, it doesn't matter what's in the bowl, it's just a matter of how full it is. Now, I know there's some shittiness to my music. I'll never try to deny that. But maybe with some retooling, rerecording, etc, I'd have the album of the century on the tip of my clitoris. And then, it's only a matter of time before the gigs and girls start knocking on my backdoor. Then there's gonna be niggers like P Diddy trying to steal my shit. I will have to kill them. Then I'll record a cd from jail and be bigger than Johnny Cash, and that's big dammit. So, to all you fuckfaces that actually read this damn thing, I ask you cordially to help me out and spread the word. Anyone who wants a free cd email me. I'll give you one. If you ask nice you might get a piece of candy or a cookie too.

Now...I can bitch about work. Yeah, it sucks. We all know the routine. Talk to people that are idiots and asshole. Pick up after them like they are still in diapers. Then make barely enough money to pay your bills. Ah, the joy of capitalist freedom. But it's so great, isn't it? How the fuck am I supposed to buy new tires for my car? I can barely make the payments for the car itself. I need to start hookin' again. Err...hookin' in the first place. That's where the real megabucks are at. That's where fortunes are made, in a bedroom. It's not just hooking either. Fortunes are made when you have something no one else has, and everyone wants it. And if someone else has it, yours is far superior. That why I'd make a great hooker. Everyone desires the superior BenCock. That's all anyone wants, dammit. But, alas, I'm not for sale. I have those damn moral things to deal with instead. Yeah, it's a bitch, huh?

Next on the list.... I will kill all you damn niggers with japanese cars. You will be dead and slow. I will steal all your women too.