Friday, September 17, 2004

Drivers

Why are drivers in Charlotte such assholes? Are they trying to be assholes? Undoubtedly, some of them are. Maybe they just don't know any better and have their heads up their asses about a lot of things. Signals, mirror, use your fucking head....Fuck. Maybe they think they're doing the right thing. Maybe they're driving the only way they know how and think it's the way things should be. I'm going to start being a real asshole about things. I'm going to honk my horn everytime someone fails to signal. Or cuts me off. Or does any number of idiotic things. Shame is they probably won't realize what they did. Then comment to their friend on their cell phone how some random asshole is honking at them for no reason. Then they will get hit by a garbage truck because they weren't paying attention and I will witness it all. I will laugh...and drive away. Signalling first, of course.

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