Who Would Jesus Bomb?

People are idiots. I really don't need to elaborate, as most idiots can understand that statement. But I'll humor you with some ranting:

Everyone knows what the average mother looks like. She's 30-something. She drives a Camry or a PT Cruiser or a Denali. She thinks her kids are so fucking smart. Her mere existence usually relies on the income of her husband... Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. A lot of married women in this town, in a lot of cities...they're worthless. They shit out a few kids when they're 17,18,19, and they snatch a husband. It's a sad story, yada yada yada. So, they survive because of their husband's money. They don't work...you know, you see them with their welfare-shit-filled strollers at the mall at 2pm. Now, here's were the fire really starts burning under my carbon-laden balls.... They think their important. They vote for the "good causes". They spend husband's money on the good charities. He doesn't give a shit, he's fucking Bambi at the office every day. They send e-mails to their neighbors and friends about "terrorist activities" and scams and other useless garbage that pollutes the intelligence pool of America. They rant and rave over those proven-to-be horseshit stores you read on snopes. They think they're important to the community. They wear those shorts that come right above the knee, those "not quite dyke, too long for slut" shorts. Yeah, you know the ones. Speaking of, their daughter is a slut. It's ok, she takes after her dad. She's out all fucking night with her techno music blaring from her second-hand Toyota Tercel, while she gives a sloppy knob-job to Johnny Football Hero in the backseat. She just wants some of his Extacy pills. Mom is so clueless. She will remain that way till the day she dies. Hopefully, someone will fuck up, and she'll find out her family is a fraud. Maybe Suzy-cocksucker will get pregnant. Maybe dad will leave her. Maybe Captain touch-yer-pants will go for her 2-year-old. Who knows. Maybe she'll get mugged when she goes in the "wrong side of town" for some "charity work" but no, she doesn't do that. She'll just send another $2500 to John Kerry this year. She donates to the democrats every year. She doesn't know or care about the issues. She'll hoot and holler all day long she's doing what is "right" but she doesn't know any better. Like a trained monkey. Just like her mother before her, and shame is, Suzy-cocksucker's gonna turn out the same way, just as soon as she can get Johnny or Tyler to shoot his load inside her. "Hmm, would mommy let me get an abortion?" What-the-fuckbutter-ever. She know's the trap, she knows the games she has to play, it's in her blood after all. Such a vicious cycle. So were are we in all of this? And you may be asking yourself: "What's the point of this story?" "What does it mean?" and "What happened to my cheetos?" Well, the sad truth is, people...America is falling apart. Every cell of our passions and our existence is decaying at an alarming rate. Who knows where we went wrong, I'm not here to point fingers up anyone's cunt. I'm calling certain people out on their shit. I'm showing it like I see it. And I see some Charlotte assholes that never get wiped, they just constantly produce more shit. So fine, carry on good Charlotte, the city that you are all-too-proud to be. See where it will get you. Continue with your mindless production of shit, and I'll continue to call you out on it. In the meantime, ponder this when you vote: Who Would Jesus Bomb?. Do the right thing.