Monday, September 29, 2008

Unrealistic Things I Would Like To See Before I Die

  • A zombie uprising
  • Humans living on the sun
  • A sober clown
  • A midget president
  • A job where I get paid to use Twitter
  • Miley Cyrus' vagina
  • Nuclear war

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A zombie uprising IS going to happen in my lifetime. I can feel it.

Anonymous said...

Miley Cyrus' vagina? Stay away from quad burgers, giant pandas and cybil shepherd until August 09 and you'll probably be able to tick that off your list.