Advice from a Sexpert: 1. Women love danger. They would date fire if they could. 2. Think of your dick as a bus. Even a small bus, if you want. Because buses are huge. Think of her as Gus. Then, you can say "Hey, get on the bus, Gus." Wait, you better not do that one. 3. Women love confidence. It doesn't matter what you're doing, always be confident. Say things like, "Yeah, I know what an Airplane is." 4. Women love smart guys. If she asks you what you do, tell her you're a doctor. Then if she asks what kind, you can use something witty like "a doctor of Pussyology." 5. Women always think they're fat. They also always want to be "pretty." So, try this. In the middle of something normal, like dinner, just tell her "You're not fat. You're not fat at all. You're pretty, and you're not fat. You're just not fat."
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Advice from a Sexpert:
1. Women love danger. They would date fire if they could.
2. Think of your dick as a bus. Even a small bus, if you want. Because buses are huge. Think of her as Gus. Then, you can say "Hey, get on the bus, Gus." Wait, you better not do that one.
3. Women love confidence. It doesn't matter what you're doing, always be confident. Say things like, "Yeah, I know what an Airplane is."
4. Women love smart guys. If she asks you what you do, tell her you're a doctor. Then if she asks what kind, you can use something witty like "a doctor of Pussyology."
5. Women always think they're fat. They also always want to be "pretty." So, try this. In the middle of something normal, like dinner, just tell her "You're not fat. You're not fat at all. You're pretty, and you're not fat. You're just not fat."
Cos they have too much free time to think of such silly thots. They dont get dates you see!
If you fat the you better be a good cook because then you still have a chance.
Either a good cook or rich and like to suck dick.
So andy, have you called payton yet?
Kill me now!!
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