Am I too metal for my own good? Just cause my hair is short, doesn't mean I can't headbang. Just because I don't look good with my shirt off doesn't mean I won't flex during epic metal ballads. I'm an animal inside. I need a cliff nearby, so I can rock out on the edge of it. I love the ear bleeding metal that makes mothers comfort their babies. I'd rather rock out than eat. I'd rather drink beer than sleep. And my metal only comes in one flavor, and it's not pussy flavored.
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Is it grape flavored?
haha, does it taste like char-grilled dragon? because that'd be hawt!!!111xxxx fer sher dude
Woah
Your so fuckin metal Ben that NASA wants to cleave your ass off and use for the nose cone of the scientific probe that their sending in to the middle of the sun.
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