Senseless VandalismTo Someone's House

I'm kinda bored and a bit creative, so I thought I'd throw together a list of fun stuff to do to someone's house if you hate them. This is all assuming you have full access to the house, whether you break in, or live there, rent there, whatever. It's all senseless vandalism, but isn't that what really makes you feel better about yourself? Enjoy.

• Cut a hole in the drywall. Insert dead fish, dead puppy, etc. Patch hole and repaint.
• Shit in the sink. Multiple times. This one might be more fun if you clog the sink with something else first. Perhaps some shaved pubic hair...
  
• Use a strong epoxy and glue all doors shut. Or get some wall anchors and anchor the furniture to the walls or ceiling.
• Duct tape shit to the garage door (I know this one's not original, whatever).
• Download some scat porn onto the computer.
• Reslope the gutters.
• Give some homeless people a new place to live. Make lots of copies of the housekeys and pass them out at the shelters.
• Schedule a giant party. Flyers, order a beer truck, the whole nine yards.
• Purchase a $30 pay-as-you-go cellphone. Cut open a wall (bedroom is good) and place the cellphone inside. Connect it to a charger and wire it into an electrical outlet. Seal the wall. Call it @ 3am and let it ring just once. Repeat as needed.
• 500 mousetraps. Do I need to explain this one?
• The more subtle approach: Change all the clocks in the middle of the night.
• Mix random chemicals in the bathtub. Use lots of the ones that say "Warning" and "Toxic". You may want a gasmask and rubber apron for this one.
• Turn off all circuit breakers. Insert jumper wires across the plugs of all outlets.
• Have sex with gross hookers on every piece of furniture in the house. Kitchen counter is good too.
• Sign up for thousands of mailing lists, catalogs, magazine subscriptions, etc using the address. Make sure to check the boxes that say 'Please keep me informed of all extra offers, and related offers'.
• Reposition the satelite dish.
• Rent a backhoe and dig a moat. A big moat. Don't worry about building a bridge, who needs bridges?
• Mowing the lawn is such hard work. Solve this problem with a nice desert landscape. Have the sand company bill the 2 tons of sand to the homeowner.
• If the house has a basement, turn it into an inground, indoor pool. Everyone likes pools! Make it a heated pool by tossing in a few toasters.
• The alternative approach to the pool would be to make the whole house a water park. Just drag the hose to the attic and let 'er rip! Tape a tarp across the stairs and use lots of detergent for sudsy fun!
• Just set the son-of-a-bitch on fire and call it a day.