Things I've Learned This Week.

• My car wants my money.
• I suck at being myself.
• People that don't call back annoy me.
• Young girls are dumb. The younger the dumber.
• Older women are jaded and cynical.
• I hate bills.
• Local Charlotte building code code now requires garage doors to be wind rated for 90MPH. Where the fuck is it that windy around here?
• I hate people.
• The modern hula hoop originated in Australia.