Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Alright, As Promised, Here It Is.

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From: GIT-R-DUN COWBOY UP NO GUT NO GLORY
Date: Feb 13, 2006 11:38 PM

ANYBODY EVER TOLD U THAT U LOOK LIKE A LIL BITCH AN THAT U LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT???? WELL U DO!!! :) HAVE A FAGGOT DAY OK PEACE

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From: It's not easy being easy.
Date: Feb 13, 2006 8:44 PM

Yup thanks for the tip. Nice of you to check me out. I like it when hot fag dudes with tight pants check me out. Cause I like to suck dick and fuck ass and there's nothing you can do about it. How's that horse cock?

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From: GIT-R-DUN COWBOY UP NO GUT NO GLORY
Date: Feb 13, 2006 11:48 PM

TO BAD I DIDNT EVEN CHEACK UR FUCKIN SHIT OUT U CUM GUZZLING MUTHERFUCKER AN YES I AM HUNG LIKE A HORSE AN I EAT PUSSY AN FUCK IT TOO AN THIS FUCKIN COWBOY WILL BEAT UR GODDAMN ASS!!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: It's not easy being easy.
Date: Feb 13, 2006 8:49 PM

I think you wanna fuck my ass. It's sexy, ain't it?

First time on a computer? Check your caps lock key.
Look down. Push this button:


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From: GIT-R-DUN COWBOY UP NO GUT NO GLORY
Date: Feb 13, 2006 11:55 PM

lol FIRST TIME ON A COMPUTER LOL I WILL BLOW UR FUCKIN HARD DRIVE do u know what that is lol i got ur fuckin ip bitch!!!!! no i aint gay keep talkin ur shit dude i know where u fuckin live!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: It's not easy being easy.
Date: Feb 13, 2006 8:56 PM

Ok, so where do I live?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: GIT-R-DUN COWBOY UP NO GUT NO GLORY
Date: Feb 13, 2006 11:57 PM

idk HAVE U EVER HAD UR ASS JUMPED???? buy a fuckin 17yr old???

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From: It's not easy being easy.
Date: Feb 13, 2006 9:00 PM

Why do you want to jump my ass? Dude. Seriously. Learn to spell. Learn to type. Then come back and talk to me. Not about how you think I'm a fag, or how you want to fuck me, or beat me off, or whatever the fuck you want to do. If you've got a serious point to make, go ahead and make it. If not, then what are you doing wasting your time with me for? Go talk to some girls. There's millions of em out there on Myspace, and you're spending quality time with me.... Now what sense does that make? Go get some pussy, it'll make you feel better. I promise. Mkay?



And from there, the conversation trails off into some trivial bullshit...I don't know why I ever responded. I must be bored.

3 comments:

Natalie said...

I like the caps lock picture. That was a very nice touch. And...he used it. You managed to make a difference in this night-school going, ghetto-cowboy, fag with shingles life.

Anonymous said...

Awesome, but you're a still a loser. Loser...Oh, one more thing: Don't let your V Day become VD Dav.

Anonymous said...

You know what be even more awesome? If I learned how to spell, butat I was able to catch my own error. It should've been "day," not "dav."