Saturday, January 14, 2006

To Those Of You In Minnesota


Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey
wants your vote!

Specializing in blood drinking and impaling terrorists, he was a pro wrestler He plans on making he NASCAR debut in 2006, and becoming president in 2008. And 'Just like Bruce Springsteen, he's against war'.

4 comments:

Natalie said...

Americans, please, let us not elect an ex-wrestler to presidency.

bex said...

that was an entirley upsetting thingy there.

david says it was on somthing awful, and i say ummm... im taking a shower.

Ben Marvin said...

You know, minus the whole satan, vampyres and wrestler thing...he's not half bad.

Keb Radics said...

Ben. I would appreciate it if you could steal more of my posts. I have a serious trade imbalance here. I have stolen over 10,301 of your posts yet you have only taken just this one.

If this imbalance continues I will have to refer you to the U.N. High Commission on Blogs and have you censured.

I would like to report, that I am making good progress on pretending that your friends are my friends.

Dam these bitches are Hot!!!.

What's the deal do you have a really big penis?