5 Years Ago

While unpacking, I came across an old notebook. Here's some of the things that were on my mind 5 years ago, and most hold true today:

• Life would be so much easier if you weren't so damn gay.
• Road rage kills. Don't be my next victim, stay outta my way.
• You drive a Honda, you're gay.
• Stop abortions, suck more dick.
• Bisexuality is trendy.