Check me out. Ain't I sexy?
No seriously though. If this bastard didn't share my name, I'd shake him to death for edging me out on google. I've been working on it for a lot fucking longer than he has. Fucking shit-on-himself motherfucker. Fuck him. I hope he gets SIDS. I hope Chuck Norris gives him a roundhouse kick for the winning field goal at the Super Bowl.
I'm done.
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Actually. I take all of that back. I'm number 2 and 3 again. Must have been an error on Google's servers.
The baby is ugly, he wouldn't have lasted long. I'm sure he'd crack under the pressure of being so revered. Don't worry, that number one spot is yours if that crazy guy who named his son Ben dies.
Man!!! That baby is way uglier than you. I wouldn't worry.
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