Oooh, 600 horsepower, Hon-duh Powered Accurate Integer!!!! Is the tailpipe big enough for me to stick my head into? Cause I wanna burn my eyes, they're just not worthy of your supercar! Can your Huge Super Fighting Sniper Shogun Secret Ninja wing slice my car in half? I'm so unworthy. I don't believe you. What color is it? What's your VIN? Show me a picture. Show me some dyno sheets. What correction factor are you using to get that figure? Do you know how extremely useless 600 Hp is to a FWD car? What's your torque figures look like? Pretty low for that high-revving beast you got there, eh? Is that Integra turbo-sized? You gotta get some NOS, man. I can't hate on the mini-mini-van though. But you still have a scooter, and that, my friend, is unforgivable. You don't admit to that shit. It's like fucking fat chicks, might be fun, but don't tell anyone you did it. I drive the speed limit. I don't race. I got heated seats, bitch. Does all that horsepower keep your ass warm?
kisses, Ben
4 comments:
Do your heated seats work now or do you still want my switches?
Oh my god, him and I have the same birthday, I think I'm going to kill myself.
man that is sooo awsome. I mean it. Ben can I have your turbo so I can be as fast as him?
did you notice that he says he's from Nyack and New York, NY? He must be twins.
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