Monday, December 05, 2005
Ew.
I keep coughing. And the nasty shit I cough up is multi-colored and tastes like burning wood. Or burnt wood. Then, every so often, I'll sneeze up some nasty stuff too. Today I was picking my nose and the left nostril produced a semi-bloody snot, while the right nostril held a nugget of green goo. Oh joy, I love surprises like that. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, my throat hurts. Like needles and razorblades. Yummy.
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Get some mucinex dm, it's expensive, but it works well. It will help the cough, the snotties, and the sore throat. If the snotties turn yellow, it's an infection. Then call me in the morning?!
Maybe it's because you drank starbuck the other night... MAYBE, its all the beer...
How'd the nugget taste?
that's so awesome. i had the same thing a month ago or so, and at one point when i went to blow my nose, it would just bleed. it was kinda scary. too bad they didn't send me home from work though.
Did you eat the boogies? You should have because your body puts all the medicine you need in your boogies. Remember that a nose full of buggies eaten a day will keep the doctor away.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
so yeah.. i gave you scurvy. i did it when you werent paying attention at work. hope its cleared up by now. if not... lemon juice and the spit of twenty hookers.
I so could have gone without reading that post.
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