Friday, November 18, 2005

How Many...

...Dumb bitches have given themselves the nickname "Little Bit"? First of all, you're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. I've tried, and I've been denied. It's against the rules. Next, that is the stupidest fucking nickname in all the land. It sounds like a breakfast cereal or a good name for a dog. So let's be a little smarter next time before we think it'd be a good idea to get that "Little Bit" front vanity plate. Dumb bitches....

7 comments:

Sydney said...

Referring to oneself in the third person, giving oneself nicknames and buying vanity plates are all highly annoying habits that should banish someone to the little table at Thanksgiving dinner.

Natalie said...

I like big, fat guys that call themselves "Tiny."

And Sydney must have a big family because she knows about the little table at Thanksgiving too!

Ben Marvin said...

The little table is worse than not even being let in. Still, I'll be going to Waffle House for Thanksgiving dinner.

Sydney said...

we're not doing thanksgiving this year since my dad's going to be in the hospital. unless he dies. in which case, we still won't do it. we'll have a funeral instead. either way, we won't be doing it. What's open on thanksgiving? waffle house huh? Chinese restaurants maybe?

Anonymous said...

Chinese restaurants huh? Going to WH on Thanksgiving is awesome, I'll totally meet you there. My grandmother told us that she wasn't coming to our house for thanksgiving because we lived in a quote, "nigger home." Way to show love during the holiday season grams.

Ben Marvin said...

Haha, you do live in a nigger home. Does your grandma wanna hang out sometime?

. said...

I want to get a vanity plate that says "DD17"