Thursday, November 17, 2005

A Few Words About Blog Invitations

This is Jolie. Last night, I sent a random invitation to her via Myspace. I asked her to visit my blog with the promise that it would "rock her panties off" and I also asked her to leave comments because they "make me wet". Like most curious or bored folks, she paid a visit. Then she sent me a message back:

sorrie I have no desire to make you wet and I looked at your blog my panties were not rock off and I don't support racist pigs with a fowl mouth

have a nice life

jolie

Hmmm. Do I have to point out all the things wrong with this letter? Missmatched capitals. Sorry is spelled wrong. Lack of punctuation. Rock is in the wrong tense. Foul is spelled wrong.

How am I a racist? I never say that I am superior to any other race. I hold individuals accountable for their actions.

If I am indeed a racist pig, how would it be supportive to read and comment? I'm not making any money off of my blog.

Now, if you were invited to a blog, but the content did not agree with your pudgy arm fat, would you just ignore the request and move on with your life? Or would you put some time and effort into trying to make that person feel bad for asking you in the first place? Here's my point: If you're going to decline, do so in a constructive way. Tell me what you do or don't like. Maybe I'll take your comments into consideration.

Jolie, I suppose I do owe you an apology, so here goes: I'm sorry you're from Wyoming.

13 comments:

Natalie said...

I think Jolie thinks that you are a goose pig. I'm not sure what that means exactly. But then again, she misspelled sorry. However, at least she was cordial enough to offer you a nice life.

bex said...

the content of this particular blog.. first of all, didnt bother my pudgy arm fat at all.... my panties were rocked off. and now im sitting without panties wondering if i should visit wyoming on my way back across.

Sydney said...

Umm... I think you are racist. You know, not a lot. but an eensy teensy bit. But whatever. I slept with a 28 yr old married guy the other night. So we all have our ummm... what do you call it? Foibles. And shit. I like your blog. Dirty liberal that I am.

Secondly. Julie does have a bit of a spelling problem. Still, if she's the girl in the pic - with those eyes, I probably would have invited her to my blog in an attempt to rock her panties off too.

Sydney said...

oh sorry, its Jolie, not Julie. Sorry jOlie. I SPELLED your name wrong there. oops.

Ben Marvin said...

Syd, why are you sleeping with married dudes 15 years younger than you?

Sydney said...

he's wasn't fifteen years younger, he was TEN years younger. Asshole.

When I get time in a week or so I'm going to sleep with a guy fifteen years younger. Not married this time hopefully.

The married part, well... I didn't really intend to sleep with him. But I expect I'll get better pricing now.

Sydney said...

Oh, the pricing part because he's a vendor of mine. We were out late drinking... oh fuck it, read my blog why don't you.

Anonymous said...

Dumb whore!! Your blog made me all wet!!

Ben Marvin said...

My blog make EVERYONE wet!

Anonymous said...

Your blog totally makes me wet. Jolie obviously doesn't have a brain, she's not cool enough to understand your twisted mind anyways. Her funky eye make up makes her look like she was punched in the eye.

bex said...

the picture changed and the arm chub thing isnt relevent anymore. christ that was funny.

Anonymous said...

You're so nice dude...How about not really.
As a 23 year old guy you sure don't act like it. Do you still live with your mother?

Ben Marvin said...

You're so anonymous dude...really! And for posting anonymously, you sure are lame.

PS, Get fucked.