Peope patent some pretty stupid things. Like the illustration you see here. Could you actually see somebody with this in public. They would totally get an assbeating for doing it.But stupid patents are not what I'm here to talk about. No, it's products that you see advertised as "A Patented Design" or "Patent Pending". What the fuck? If that's not the dumbest thing ever. A patent is not any sort of indication of a good design. Or originality. All it says is you got it patented first. People must be pretty dumb to buy something just because it's patented. And I'm sure they do. For safety's sake, I will assume it's all old people. Since sudies show that old people are less likey to kick my ass. Either way I'd stab them in the eyeballs with my new "Patented Design Old People Eyeball Stabber Device"!!! It's fucking patented! See, did you see how you wanted to buy one? Too fucking bad, I'm not selling them to anyone. Fuckers.
2 comments:
Its
We should invent a home aboution kit. With a display jar so you can proudly diplay your dead, underdevloped, tiny bastard child to all that visit you. Plus there's no essyier way to let people know your a whore. Start a collection of different mixed race abouted babies in jars from our kits. You'll be famous.
Post a Comment