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What the fuck. Dude, I haven't cared in so long. I think I've been looking for something to keep me busy. I need a hobby. Most of the time I don't like airplane glue on my fingers. And why the hell would I collect something, besides hookers. And maybe cocaine. Working in retail really makes me want to do some drugs. The hard shit....like aspirin. Or sniffing markers. I do love to drive really really fast. In the rain. Maybe I'll make it a sanctioned sporting event. But you have to be on some hardcore drugs. Or PBR. PBR should sponsor it.

At least I don't eat the hot-farts. Andy is such a gross motherfucker. If I was a chick I'd never kiss him. But if we were gay, and him and Matt ever broke up...we'd totally be gay together.