Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Smooth Operator

Well then. I feel a little bit better about things now that I went to work today. It's something about feeling needed. They wouldn't live without me. Then there's the thing about even more DH positions becoming open. Yeah, I don't necessarily feel the best about it, but it's purely business.

Terry's email last night made me laugh. I greatly needed that. I'll call you soon, thanks, Terry. And we can hang out if you don't think I smell too bad.

There was some guy at Starbucks that went crazy. With a flannel shirt around his waist and his saggy khakis. He was talking on their phone, then he started crying. We though it was cause we made fun of his clothes, cause they're so 1994. Then the barista gave him a hug. Then a fire truck and 4 cop cars showed up. These fools waltz up to the Starbucks, like they own the place, of course. Andy had to tell them where the entrance door was, and I said "I didn't do it, whatever it is." Then the firepig gives me the rudest fucking stare and told me to shut the fuck up. I guess the call inturrupted their head-giving sessions down at Station 16. So anywho, they drag the guy down to a nice place with men in white jackets. End of story. I took pictures, here is is on the right. Ok, so not really, but that's sorta how it went down. I just didn't want some overzealous asshat sending me to jail.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn, I wish I could have been there. Sounds like loads of fun.

Anonymous said...

I'll make you wear your ass for hat!

Collin Farrel

Anonymous said...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

. said...

Fuck that firepig!! I'll burn down his fire station!!! and piss on the charred carcas of the firedog. Yes I'd kill a dog. Only because any animal loyal to a fuckdickpisspussyniggershitdamncunt like that deserves not to live.