Sunday, October 23, 2005

My Name Is Mandy!


  • I'm on drugs and trying on clothes -or-
  • It's better than white capri pants -or-
  • I'm auditioning to be a backup dancer for TAFCAP -or-
  • I just got home from a rave -or-
  • My head is stuffed way up inside all this baggage I carry
Hmmm....What's this white stain between my boobs???

5 comments:

Natalie said...

The external link is wonderful! Oh, and I vote drugs, it's always drugs...damn kids.

Tré said...

I didn't even check to see that there was an external link. Of course, now I wish I hadn't.

I vote None of the Above. This is obviously the new queen of Handbagonia and that white stain is her Magic Fairy Splatter™. You best watch your back.

. said...

I have no comment as to the stain and I'll vote for choice "B". The external link makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry myself to sleep.

While holding my junk.

Sydney said...

How about:
My face is just way too fucking round.

. said...

ouch!!!