Well if he said he was gay, I could quit worrying that he's going to knock up all the girls he keeps fucking, because I just know I'm going to end up paying child support and college tuition at the same time if he doesn't cut it the fuck out. Also, my monthly expense for the condoms I keep throwing into his car and room would go down appreciably. Shit, no pun intended there.
Also, he's going to be an architect or a structural engineer or something to do with math and science or something like that. At least, thats what he said LAST week.
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I think your in love with him. FAG!
umm, so?
But look at his disproportional head! He's a mutant!
I think his smug face gives him character.
I think you wanna bone him.
IF Carrie can bone him I want to buy the video.
Natalie's gonna bone him. Carrie gets to pee on him.
But he's in art school. He's cultured. He'll be like a professional artist when he graduates. He's 'goal-oriented'.
Associate Degrees don't mean shit. It's like saying " 2 more years and I could have my BA. But half way is good enough."
I agree, if my kid came home and said he wanted to go to "junior college" and get an "associates degree" I'd smack the shit out of him.
What if he came home and said "Mom, I'm gay, I want to go to beauty college!"
Would you still support him? You can't get a Masters at beauty college.
Well if he said he was gay, I could quit worrying that he's going to knock up all the girls he keeps fucking, because I just know I'm going to end up paying child support and college tuition at the same time if he doesn't cut it the fuck out. Also, my monthly expense for the condoms I keep throwing into his car and room would go down appreciably. Shit, no pun intended there.
Also, he's going to be an architect or a structural engineer or something to do with math and science or something like that. At least, thats what he said LAST week.
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